It's Tuesday, April 3, and you can almost hear Wall Street's interest dwindling as we head toward the long holiday weekend. Traders in China have already gotten the jump on us, with mainland markets closed until Thursday. As we enter the second session of the second quarter, here are some headlines worth checking out:

• Molson Coors Brewing (TAP) is ready to scoop up StarBev LP for roughly $3.5 billion, giving Denver-based TAP a healthy reach into Central and Eastern Europe. (Bloomberg)
• In a terrifying development for job seekers, Foxconn is reportedly "looking to add 18,000 souls to its assembly lines" -- potentially to build the next-gen iPhone. (TechCrunch)
• CEO band camp sounds like just about the nerdiest thing anyone could ever do. Sample quote: "And even though I was there to learn about rock, I also began to think about brands." (Fortune)
• Perennial Pollyanna Nouriel Roubini thinks the euro zone should forget about staying together for the kids, and just get a divorce already. (CNBC)
• In related news, a particularly precocious 10-year-old Dutch boy is pushing for Greece to return to the drachma. Where do kids get this stuff? (Washington Post)
• In a moral victory for Canadian athletes everywhere, Cincinnati Reds slugger Joey Votto just inked a 10-year, $225-million contract extension. (USA Today)